My Daddy has a fancy chair on wheels. We like to go on walks. Well, Daddy doesn't actually walk since he rides in the chair, but it's the same thing as far as I'm concerned. I get to go out the driveway and see what's going on so it's all cool.
Dad says I'm almost strong enough to pull his chair. He and Mom said they were going to get a little cart, and a harness for me, and then I could pull Dad around the yard. I didn't like the sound of that but then I realized they were teasing me.
Not funny, guys. Make the cat do it.