Mom had to go to a viewing tonight. I'm not sure what that is but I know I had to stay home with Dad.
For the record, I don't like when Mom goes out after dark without me.
Come to think of it, I don't like to go out after dark without Mom.
After Mom got home, I needed to go outside, so we went. I was sniffing around, looking for the perfect spot, when Mom told me to look for the "critters."
I didn't see any critters. All I saw were eyeballs. Lots and lots of glowing eyeballs. I told Mom to RUN and took off for the house. Did she listen to me? Nooooo.
She laughed. I'm not speaking to her right now.
I never did get to pee and I might just hold it until morning. Those eyeballs were spooky!