Mom had to go to a viewing tonight. I'm not sure what that is but I know I had to stay home with Dad. For the record, I don't like when Mom goes out after dark without me. Come to think of it, I don't like to go out after dark without Mom. After Mom got home, I needed to go outside, so we went. I was sniffing around, looking for the perfect spot, when Mom told me to look for the "critters." I didn't see any critters. All I saw were eyeballs. Lots and lots of glowing eyeballs. I told Mom to RUN and took off for the house. Did she listen to me? Nooooo. She laughed. I'm not speaking to her right now. I never did get to pee and I might just hold it until morning. Those eyeballs were spooky!
Mom, Dad and me have been enjoying a warm weekend. It's great to be outside in the sunshine. Sunshine means I get to play Frisbee for a long time and Mom will take me for a long walk. We took a walk a bit ago. Mom has a wristband gizmo that counts her steps. She took 6032 steps so I know I had to have run for 10,064. Mom took a short video of me and Dad playing Frisbee. We played for a long time but this is all the video Mom took. She said it was enough because I caught the Frisbee. Hey! I'm Deuce. If you throw the Frisbee correctly, I WILL catch it.
Dad says I'll never be too big to sit on his lap. He might be wrong. I just fit. Like, JUST fit. But as long as Dad will help keep me from sliding off, I'll never be too old to enjoy a few minutes on his lap. It makes me remember when I was a little guy. He really is there. Those are his hands. Dad takes really good care of me. He'll never let me fall on my nose.
Mom had to go to a viewing tonight. I'm not sure what that is but I know I had to stay home with Dad. 
