I was left alone again today. No fair, people.
Look at my face. Is that a happy face? Noooo.
I'm a good dog. I do everything I'm supposed to do which is mainly be entertainment. I don't pee-pee in the house. I don't snatch food off the counters.
Two days in a row, folks.
And then, you guys came home and Mom left again on her own. She didn't come home until dark! I'm not going outside in the dark by myself. There are foxes and coyotes out there! And skunks! Even Loki is staying in the house. I didn't know he was that smart.
This behavior had better end soon. I get bored when I'm home alone and that could turn into something very bad for everyone.
Don't say I didn't warn you. I heard you guys talking. Dad said, "the dump" and I KNOW what that means. I'd better get to ride along in the morning and you guys had better stop and get me an Egg McMuffin to make up for leaving me home alone.
Remember who you're dealing with - I'M DEUCE!!!
You know I'm right this time. So is it a deal on the Egg McMuffin?
I didn't have a good Saturday. First off, it was raining so I started the day off getting wet. Mom cheated and didn't go off the patio with me. And to make matters worse, she and Dad left me alone for four hours today. Four hours!
Okay, they were working at Grandma's house and meeting with someone called a realtor. That meant I couldn't go along. I do pretty good on my own for a while, like four hours. Mom won't leave me alone any longer than that. And I have my choice of spots for a nap. The couch (Mom puts an old sheet over it for me), two chairs, the big bed. Mom makes sure I have lots of water and food when she has to leave me home, too.
Being in charge for a little while is fine but I like it better when the pack is together. When Mom and Dad got home, we all went for a walk even though it was drizzling rain. We didn't mind it at all. We were together again.
We all settled down after that and had chili for dinner. Chili is good. Mom doesn't put onions in the chili so I can have a spoonful. I tried to coax Mom into putting dog food in my hex, but she stared me down and told me to 'puppy-up' and eat from my bowl. I'm being stubborn.
For not doing much today, I sure am tuckered. It's getting late and I'm going to bed without Mom. She can finish today's blog without me.
Maybe we'll get sunshine tomorrow and I can recharge my batteries.
I was left alone again today. No fair, people. 
