Okay, I think when she told me I was a star she really meant I was one of the lights in the night sky for her, but that was before I posed for book covers. Now lots and lots of people will see me!
Why is Mom telling me to calm down? This is exciting!
Okay, maybe not. Not everyone will like this book even though it has my picture on the front. But they'll like MY picture, right Mom?
And the story is about a black lab - like me!
Wait...what? It's not?
That's just not right.